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Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest...– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via anditslove)
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What we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to...– Robert Brault (via realquiet)
If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.– C.S Lewis (via rainydaysandblankets)
It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of...
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heymissat: Another pop quiz question with some lovely responses… __________________________________ What is adolescence? “When you don’t wait until marriage.” “To abort the baby when it’s born.” “It is something to control you from doing bad.” “Adolesentes es adolesencia.” “Children who have not reached adulthood and are no smart.” “Adolescence is when a child rebels, and a lot of the...
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heymissat: Want to know why my class is SO STINKING AMAZING?! They’ve been planning a surprise bridal shower for weeks! Let me give you the run down… Yesterday a mom took me out to a nice lunch for “teacher appreciation week” (aka time for the kids to decorate). I was a bit surprised that the principal…
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”